I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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