4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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