remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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