So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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