I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
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We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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