I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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