Four minutes until I can fart!
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
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I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
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You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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