Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
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Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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