You can't special order awesome
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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