oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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