I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
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My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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