Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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