that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
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This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
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I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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