your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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