i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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