Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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