We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
i drank out of a bidet.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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