hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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