your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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