we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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