I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
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ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
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This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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