When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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