Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
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Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
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Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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