he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
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I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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