2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
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I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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