did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
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On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
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There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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