woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
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I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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