how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
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My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
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Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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