it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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