Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
i would punch a child for taco bell
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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