you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
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The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
try to milk me bitch
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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