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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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