Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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