im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
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Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
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If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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