So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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