I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
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Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
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Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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