Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
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Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
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Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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