How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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