I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
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I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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