Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
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Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies