I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
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Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
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All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.