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(732): View more from New Jersey

Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone

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(732): Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone http://tfl.nu/vmc1

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(212): View more from New York

i want you now

(916): View more from California

you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this

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(212): i want you now (916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this http://tfl.nu/8egt

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(361): View more from Texas

Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??

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(361): Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture?? http://tfl.nu/iimu

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(515): View more from Iowa

So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.

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(515): So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry. http://tfl.nu/0btw

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(679): View more from Michigan

You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.

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You really are best friends.

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(679): You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road. (679): You really are best friends. http://tfl.nu/zi1s

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(740): View more from Ohio

I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.

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(740): I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am. http://tfl.nu/gox1

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(317): View more from Indiana

HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.

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(317): HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING. http://tfl.nu/dtfs

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(316): View more from Kansas

Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....

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(316): Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips.... http://tfl.nu/9ril

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(509): View more from Washington

Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes

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(509): Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes http://tfl.nu/fkbb

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(778): View more from British Columbia

Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.

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(778): Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact. http://tfl.nu/nx0r

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(613): View more from Ontario

Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea

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(613): Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea http://tfl.nu/b2wl

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(319): View more from Iowa

I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.

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(319): I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks. http://tfl.nu/yrtx

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(917): View more from New York City

He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.

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(917): He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom. http://tfl.nu/byxb

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer

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(724): She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer http://tfl.nu/pgrt

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(256): View more from Alabama

this hospital has no fireball

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(256): this hospital has no fireball http://tfl.nu/h1f7

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