is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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