Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
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I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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