Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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