real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
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You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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