they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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