Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Just high enough for therapy.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
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