oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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