is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
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I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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