I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I just sucked dick on a ferry
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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