they need to just BURY HIM!
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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