I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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