What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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