dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
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i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Floor bacon is actually really good
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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