Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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