Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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