what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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