Moan for me like Helen Keller
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
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Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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