I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
This is my gift to your gina
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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